12 ANNOYING TYPES OF PEOPLE

It’s not unusual that we meet people every day of our lives and end up creating relationships with them. however, we tend to reach an impasse with them when they begin to tick us off. I know very well that there is a long list to this topic since we all have different relationships with everyone, but I piped it down to some common ones we usually encounter. Leading the way, we have:

1.       The Gossips or as I like to call them, “www.vuvuselar.com”. these kind of people are “loud with your business” and when it comes to telling your story to another party, their craft of exaggeration really adds flavor to their pot of falsified rumors.

2.       The Slay Queens: our very own. it’s sudden how these class of people have risen and taken over our social world today. either way, they aren’t the type to be praised. They flaunt a lot of what they don’t own and try to feel all classy because they usually feel embarrassed to embrace who they really are….. I beg, dial it down for us!

3.       The Show-Offs: these people might just be the entourages of the slay queen. They have a seemingly annoying way of flaunting even though they own it but just can’t sleep without rubbing it in people’s faces.

4.       The Hoarders: now these people are not easy when it comes to sharing. They like to receive than to give and most often like to act like they have nothing when they actually do have a lot….. What a shame!

5.       Clingy People in Relationships: don’t get me started on this one. It’s not easy to smile at people who are physically hooked on their partners like hangers on racks. It’s like they “lick everything to mark their territories” and frankly, it’s not funny or cute. For crying out loud! Don’t suffocate your love because you don’t want anyone near him or her.

6.       “Dawgees” and “Dawgers”: I understand it’s not nice to be forgotten sometimes but a lot of times people tend to make a big deal out of being dawged and they push further to give you attitude and then post online that they’re “cutting you off”…… Like seriously?

7.       The Poets and Authors of Daily Relationship Manna: these type of people are really funny. They post a whole bunch of stuff about love and how to treat your woman right and love songs. When they break up, it’s Sunday everyday on their social media pages. Preaching about how wicked men are and how guys only want sex and break up songs that are meant to heal the heart….. Yesu have mercy!

8.       The ‘Terms and Conditions Apply’ people: this isn’t a very popular one. Nevertheless, it’s coming up rapidly on social media. Ladies in particular, head this one. Carried away by their emotions, they post all sorts of high demands and stuff like: “if you don’t talk to me for 3 months or more, keep my name out of your mouth”…..I can’t catch a break with this one!

9.       The Judges: these kind of people spend days and nights monitoring your life like a CCTV and they pass comments on everything you do and say even if you’ve not asked for their opinion and are never satisfied with how or who you are.

10.   The Armed Forces: these type of people are the ones that just can’t take a joke. To them, almost every joke is expensive and a joke, if not told right or done right, could get them bored or upset.

11.   The Omniscient A.K.A. Too Knowing: they have the wisdom of the three wise men and king Solomon combined with pride and never get tired of belittling others……as if we aren’t sick and tired!

12.   The Bullies: although these people aren’t much talked about lately, they still fall under this list and I know I’m not the only person to attest to this, but they are the worst. Because of their insecurities, they can’t live without having someone bow to them and if they don’t get what they want, they turn into “shrek”…..This is serious nonsense!

But hey! There is no need to get all personal. In one way or the other, annoyance is in all of us but we all find a way to work around it and live with ourselves and each other and that’s what matters!